Exploring Your Eros (The "EYE" Project)

The "EYE" Project is something I've wanted to get underway for several weeks now. At last, it is time to unfold my spectacular plan....*rubs hands together and salivates*...

The general concept of the "Exploring Your Eros" (EYE) feature is that I am offering a tool (a thoughtful and provocative questionnaire, created by yours truly) designed to examine your appetite for the erotic and in turn, I will provide a free, non-biased, informative assessment based on your responses, with feedback and some possible ideas and suggestions for you to invite more of Eros into your life.

In order to receive the survey/questionnaire, you need to send an email to me at waywardmuses@gmail.com and in the subject line, indicate that you're interested in the EYE Project. By completing the survey and returning it to me, you agree that I may post your responses and my analysis in the Wayward Muses blog. Your privacy is completely respected and you do *not* need to reveal your identity.

Its kind of like free therapy! Ok, ok...I'm not a licensed clinician, but I do work in the counseling field in my "other" life. So, you really are getting educated and professional feedback. Plus, you get to talk about sex! And masturbation! And the Erotic!

What have you got to lose? :D

Hot Haikus For Your Reading Pleasure

I know a few of you were wanting to take a peek at the Erotic Haiku submissions we received for the contest....so, without further ado, here are the top three entries:

Grand Prize Winner: William

Blood red Lipstick print
Encircling the cock head
Entering my cunt

1st Runner-Up: Mina

I love what my life,

once filled with disappointment,

has become with you.

Champagne bubbles stir

cold liquid flows within me

my womanly folds

Fingertips caress

touch my skin so soft and kind

my nipples erect.

Champagne flavored kiss

Our tongues unite in passion

your taste lingers still

Silence must be heard

my moans echo and match yours

together we journey

Within your embrace

I give my body to you

surrender to joy

You give me the gift

my body shivers beneath

we become as one

I love what my life,

so full of happiness now,

has become with you


2and Runner-Up: Sailor J

I smell your fragrance

In my mind everyday now

breathe, sigh, breathe, exhale

We received so many amazing and hot haiku submissions; let me just say that narrowing down to one winner was near impossible! I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to all who participated; it was clear to me that each of you put a lot of thought into creating the erotic haiku. William, the grand prize winner will be receiving a custom made erotic audio shortly.

Valentine Crapstravaganza!

I hope you enjoyed a most pleasant VD! :P

Ok, so I'm really no romantic and the whole premise of Valentine's Day is kinda...girlie to me. Not that I have a problem with expressions of femininity at all, but what is the rationale of overspending on chocolates, jewelery, flowers, tchotkes, and other assorted tokens of affection on one specified day of the year? Commercialization, baby. That's what.

I'd rather show the people I love how I feel about them at undesignated moments...or when they least expect it, or even least deserve it for that matter. To me, *that's*more a measure of sincerity and authenticity.

Alright...I'll step off my anti-Valentine's Day platform and invite you to listen to the latest Wayward Muse podcast. We had a great time tonight and we also announced the winner of the Erotic Haiku Contest. :D So sit back, have a drink, and relax to the sounds of the two erotic hooligans...er...muses as we ponder sexual activities that arouse us (as well as non-sexual acts), the evolution of our sexual proclivities, and how Anne Hathaway got cast as a part time phone sex operator in the ridiculous hot mess of a movie that is "Valentine's Day".

Click the link below, or meander on over to the handy-dandy widget in the sidebar to hear the Wayward Muses Show:

Wayward Muses: 2-14-10

Write Me Something Sexy

With Valentine's Day looming near, Melanie and I decided to put together a little writing contest to tap into your sense of Eros. This will also be cross-posted over at the Wayward Muse blog.

You're invited to participate in Wayward Muses 1st Erotic Haiku Contest.

The rules are simple.

1. Submit your piece to waywardmuses@gmail.com no later than midnight EST on Friday, February 12th.
2. You must follow the 5-7-5 Haiku standard.
3. Entries will be judged based on sensual and erotic appeal. You can make your Haiku as naughty as you like.
4. Your work must be original.
   
5. You are permitted to submit multiple entries to the contest.

The winner will be announced on the February 14th Wayward Muse Radio Show. Your prize will consist of a personalized erotic audio catering to the sexual fantasy or fetish of your choice. You can also specify who you wish to record the audio (Melanie or Ivy/pagankinktress). The audio will be emailed to you in MP3 format and will run about 5 minutes in length. Once a winner is selected, we will also contact you via email to get an idea of what you would like to hear in your personalized MP3. You can choose to craft a certain scenario or script that you would like one of us to read/speak in the recording, or simply give us a general theme that you find particularly hot and/or sexy.

Simple! Now, put on your erotic thinking caps and start writing!