Generally Useless But Fascinating Information About The Erotic BoHo

I came across this blog meme online and thought, what the hell?

What are the last three songs you downloaded?
House of Cards by Radiohead, Pornostartrek by Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker and Tiny Dancer by Elton John.

What are the last three places you visited?
Christ, I haven't been on any kind of real vacation in about 6 or 7 years! So if memory serves, the last three places I've been to would have been Wine Country in the Finger Lakes, Hyannis Port/Salem MA, and Boothbay/Freeport Maine.

What are your three favorite movies?
Hmmm...all-time favorites would be Kill Bill, Before Sunrise (tied with the sequel Before Sunset...Ethan Hawke...mmmm) and Bad Santa (in which the best line ever to be uttered in a movie is: "What the fuck is it with you and fuckin' sandwiches??!!")

What are your three favorite possessions. My mom's tea cup collection, the evil hairbrush toy, and this little gem of a book called "14,000 Things To Be Happy About". There you have it folks; I'm a sentimental, inspirational pervert.


What three things can you not live without?
Coffee, orgasms, and books.

What would be your three wishes?
To do away with the electoral college, be able to teleport myself anywhere (imagine not having to pay for gas ever again), and be a well-respected author.

What three things haven’t you done yet?
I've never broken a bone, traveled overseas or been arrested. ;)

What are your three favorite dishes?
Eggplant Parmesan, Chicken Francese, and mojitos. Yes I know, mojito is a drink. But it sustains me in interesting ways!

Which three celebrities would you most like to hang out with?
Bono, Howard Stern, and Ani DiFranco.

Name three things that freak you out?
Those whacky air-puff tests you get at the eye doctor's, the movie "The Exorcist", and when I have dreams that my teeth are breaking off or falling out of my mouth.

Name three unusual things you are good at.
I can pick things up with my toes, I'm totally at ease with being with people or relatives of the people who are at the end of their lives, and I kick ass at air hockey.

Which three things are you coveting?
If we're talking material things...a new laptop, these shoes, and and this sexy bracelet.

Name three bloggers you are tagging.
Mina from Longing's End
PantheraPardus at Ramblings of A Newbie
and Unspeakable Axe.

And for your viewing pleasure, a gratuitous erotic picture I'm digging at the moment to share and officially make this post totally legit...